Grace: Is Mother's Day in May?
Mom: Yes, then next month is Father's Day. That is in June.
Grant: Then comes Boy's Day?? (ummm, no)
Watching the two little ones play in the tub one evening.....
Mom: What are you doing Grace?
Grace: (with her shape sorter pieces lining the edges of the tub) These are my seeds. I am growing a garden.
Mom: What are you growing in your garden?
Grace: (pointing to the square shapes) These are carrots.
Grace: (pointing to the cirle shapes) These are strawberries.
Grace (pointing to the triangles) These are fish.
Mom: You grow fish in your garden??
Grace: Yes. I like to eat fish so I'm growing lots.
Grant: (pointing to his toys now lined up along the edge of the tub) I'm growing peanut butter and jelly!!!!
Mom: Hey Grace, WHY are you wearing three pair of underwear at the same time? (no kidding, she was)
Grace: Because I got the first pair wet so I put on clean ones and two pair fell out so I put them both on.
Mom: Why didn't you take off the wet ones first?
Grace: I don't know. (I don't either)(yuck)
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