Friday, December 6, 2013

Words Of Wisdom From The Trenches

When looking for your missing cat.....

don't overlook the cabinet where you store old yearbooks,

because, you know, that is an obvious place to find a cat.

When hiring small elves to decorate your Christmas tree...

buy a shorter tree.

When untangling hooks for the elves to use on your Christmas tree.....

wine helps.  It does not help untangle the hooks, but it helps just the same.

Just sayin'.

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