Grant: Hey Mom (sometimes I think he believes my name is 'hey-mom') Can you get my underwater lookers for me? (definition - (noun) goggles worn while swimming in a pool or other body of water)
Grant: Hey Mom, do fish have cousins?
Grant: I want to hatch the eggs!! (translation - I want to crack the eggs)
Grant: Hey Mom, when you were little did you like me?
Grant: Why does dad want to be named dad?
Grant: Hey mom, these new underwears (his word, not mine) has a penis-sticker-outer!!! (definition - a keyhole)
Grant: (talking to Grace while playing together) I deaded the dragon. (translation - I killed the dragon)
Grant: Hey Mom, (he says this a lot) I need tennis shoes that are called sneakers.
Grant: (said while riding in the car) Hey look Dad! There's an oil getter!! (definition - (noun) an oil pump jack used for extricating oil from below the earth's surface)
Mom: Hey Grant!! Don't pee in the trash can anymore!! (translation - Don't pee in the trash can anymore!!!) (like that one really needed translated?!)
Grace: Hey Mom! (Grant's not the only one who calls me 'hey-mom') Grant just peed in the sink!
Grant: Sorry Mom.