No, it has not come to this.
I am not an alcoholic
I did learn that by mixing this
you get pure vanilla extract.
Well, you get vanilla extract
after thirty days of
sipping shaking the contents of the bottle daily.
Sipping might be more fun, but shaking is the way to make vanilla.
After the first thirty days, you can use straight from the bottle for cooking and just refill with more vodka when needed.
Check back in thirty days and I'll let you know if this really worked or not.
Have I mentioned how nice it is to have a computer again?