Above thy deep and childlike sleep the howling winds blow by
She wraps the gifts for all her dears and hopes to sleep tonight.
Heard today in the car while waiting on the school bus....
MOM: Grace get your carseat buckled before I get your bottom!!!
GRANT: Yeah, SPANK HER MOM!!!
What does a person do at two o'clock in the morning to celebrate everything being decorated and the final present being wrapped (well, except the one or two that you ordered late that still aren't here that your daughter has begged to wrap so you've intentionally not counted them when you say you have ALL the presents wrapped which technically isn't true??)
You guessed it. Take pictures of the evidence.