Dad, you got a dur in your truck!! Why you got a dur?
Can I pet the dur? Awwww, he's so nice. I'm just pattin' that big dur.
Can he play with my car?
Why he not playin'?
(seeing shelled corn in the bed of the truck)
Can I feed the dur? Can I feed him corn? Why he not eatin'? Is he sleepin'? Can I feed him when he wakes up? He's hungry!
Dad, get the dur off me!
deer slayer hunter.
PS The "dur" never woke up for his breakfast of shelled corn. Bummer!