Me: Grant did you just spit on Grace?
Grant: No, Mom. My airplane did it.
Me: Grace, did you just burp?
Grace: I didn't burp. My MOUTH did.
Me: Grant, what are you doing?
Me: Well, don't color your penis with the green marker please!!
David: No, Grant, you cannot wear Grace's dress.
David: Grace, did you wipe?
David: Is there toilet paper in the potty?
Grace: No, dad.
David: Then you didn't wipe!
Grace: Yes I did. I used my hand!!!
Pam: (at the visitation)(bending down to speak to Grant) Hi, Grant. How are you?
Grant: I went poop in the potty!!
Pam: (stunned silence)
(i guess there is no socially correct response to that, huh?
Meg: (if dogs could talk, that is) This bunch needs some serious therapy
We're still workin' on the potty thing.....I promise.
John's favorite thing right now: aggravating Emily and Leventhumps book series
Emily's favorite thing right now: her new riding instructors
Grace's favorite thing right now: whispering secrets in someone's ear
Grant's favorite thing right now: spitting