Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Nonsense

Things heard around here lately:

Me:  Grant did you just spit on Grace?

Grant: No, Mom.  My airplane did it.








Me: Grace, did you just burp?

Grace:  I didn't burp.  My MOUTH did.








Me:  Grant, what are you doing?

Grant:  Coloring!

Me:  Well, don't color your penis with the green marker please!!









David:  No, Grant, you cannot wear Grace's dress.









David:  Grace, did you wipe?

Grace: Yes.

David:  Is there toilet paper in the potty?

Grace:  No, dad.

David:  Then you didn't wipe!

Grace:  Yes I did.  I used my hand!!!

(oh gross)







Pam: (at the visitation)(bending down to speak to Grant)  Hi, Grant.  How are you?

Grant:  I went poop in the potty!!

Pam: (stunned silence)

(i guess there is no socially correct response to that, huh?






Meg: (if dogs could talk, that is) This bunch needs some serious therapy




We're still workin' on the potty thing.....I promise.





John's favorite thing right now:  aggravating Emily and Leventhumps book series

Emily's favorite thing right now:  her new riding instructors

Grace's favorite thing right now: whispering secrets in someone's ear

Grant's favorite thing right now: spitting


3 comments:

  1. I LOVE THIS!! It was a hilarious study break for Rosina & I. I do have bad news though...I may not come camping...what are the chances that it could get moved to the next weekend?!

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  2. Pray for rain...the next weekend is the rain date! What's up?

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  3. It's homecoming weekend at EIU...my senior homecoming...I was going to leave early to come down but now I think I'm just going to stay...because I don't really want to leave...plus there are some other reasons that are a PLUS of staying but not the REASON for staying... ;-)

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