What they're saying this week........
GRANT: Mom! Grace won't stay shut!!! (means Grace won't be quiet)
GRANT: Leave my room on Grace! ( means don't keep turning the light off)
GRACE: It's not a firetruck. It's a box ambulance. (right you are, Grace)
DAD: Did you sleep in your big boy bed last night?
GRANT: No
DAD: Then where did you sleep?
GRANT: At Target!! (huh?)
DAD: How did you get to Target?
GRANT: Ashley took me. (huh??) (she's the babysitter)
GRANT: (overheard while driving) Where's my boogie?? (long pause) Oh, there it is!! (gross)
MOM: Don't lick the car Grant!
GRANT: But it's dirty! I'm washing it.
GRANT: Say yes, Mom.
MOM: Yes. (watches as Grant climbs over back of couch)
MOM: Get down Grant!!
GRANT: But you said Yes!! (what is he...a lawyer?)
GRANT: I WANT TO GO HOME!!! (ummm, Grant, we ARE home!)
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